Something for you to think about.

     Hey guys! Here are some non-related to CP questions for you to think about. Answers follow the question.

If Train A leaves New York for Paris at 60 mph, and Train B leaves Paris for New York at 85 mph,
what time will they meet up with one another?

You can’t go across the Atlantic Ocean by train, silly.

How much is that doggy in the window?

$54.78 plus tax (veterinary shots included). Oh, and for the record, the doggy is BEHIND the window. If he was IN the window,
he would have to have been really skinny.

If a Greenpeace activist sees an endangered animal eating an endangered plant,
what would he do about it?

Tranquilize the plant so that at least it wouldn’t feel any pain.

Why do banks leave their doors wide open, but then have their pens chained to the
desks?

Hey, pens don’t grow on trees either, you know. I’m pretty sure banks can’t actually press charges if you steal one of their pens.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The common woodchuck is approximately 16-27 inches in length and has short powerful legs, giving
it impressive mobility, however, due to the range of motion a woodchuck’s front legs actually have,
even if it could chuck wood, it couldn’t chuck it very far, so the pile of wood it creates from the
chucking wouldn’t be very tall. Thus, in order for the woodchuck to chuck a substantial pile of wood,
it would have to keep moving to different places, which is likely a lot more work than any self-respecting
woodchuck would want to go through.

If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?

A Smurf is a drawing on a piece of paper. A choked Smurf will stay the same color… he’ll just be a lot more wrinkly.
Unless you’re choking Smurfette, in which case, she’ll still be wrinkly, but will apply some Oil of Olay afterwards
to remove any wrinkles she acquired.

Is a zebra a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?

When they’re very young, the black stripes are more of a brownish color, while the white stripes stay white their entire life.
I’d say they’re a white horse with black stripes. Of course, they COULD be a blue horse with white AND black stripes. Didja
ever think of that? Huh?

    Hope that got your brain jogging. I’ll be doing this every once in a while, maybe every week or so.

 

~Blueletket~